Men of LettersHarold jumps at the chance of supplying an article for the parish magazine on the history of the rag and bone trade in Shepherd's Bush. It could be the start of a new career.A Star is BornAlbert and Harold are both offered parts in the local amateur dramatic society's latest production, but who will upstage whom? Only the opening night will tell.Oh, What a Beautiful MorningThe death of Albert's tight-fisted brother, George, means yet another Steptoe funeral and Albert's keen to claim his share of the pickings. But when the squabbling clan race back from the cemetery like vultures to a feast, they find the house has been burgled...or has it?The Desperate HoursAlbert and Harold have hit hard times: the house is colder than the Russian Front, there's a pile of bills big enough to paper the room with, and all Harold's eaten all day is a carrot he stole from the horse.Back in FashionA fashion photographer wants to use the Steptoe yard. Glamour and luxury against a backdrop of squalor and all those "birds" - could this be Harold's lucky day?