“Just when you thought we were all bloodied out, what should creep out from the dark shadows of our design studio, but the latest addition to the famous Blood Bath family – our Blood Bath Shower Gel.

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Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are washing in cherry scented bags of blood shower gel – didn’t anyone tell you?

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