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HELLO, THIS IS WHAT I DO ON MY ALBUMS

I LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION

INSTEAD OF TRACK TITLES

I DID IT WITH MY LAST TWO

I HONESTLY THINK MAYBE 7 PEOPLE EVEN SEE THIS

AND THAT'S COUNTING ME

I KNOW IT'S NO HELP IF YOU WANT TO FIND A JOKE

I HAVE BEEN EVEN FRUSTRATED THAT I DID THIS MYSELF

I ONCE WAS TRYING TO FIND A SPECIFIC JOKE

AND THEN I JUST THOUGHT WHY DIDN'T I JUST TITLE THE TRACKS

BY THE WAY THIS TRACK IS THE DOG BAKERY JOKE

BUT HERE I AM DOING IT AGAIN

IT'S FUNNER TO ME I GUESS

IS FUNNER A WORD?

I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND IT'S NOT