The Sunday Times bestselling Richard & Judy Book Club favourite'Being Moran, the jokes and one-liners fizz and crackle off the page' Richard's Review'As usual, Moran writes fearlessly, openly, honestly and incredibly funnily about sex - especially bad sex' Judy's Review___________________________I'm Johanna Morrigan. It's 1995. I'm nineteen and I live in the epicentre of Britpop. Parklife!My unrequited love, John Kite, is busy with a Number One album, world-tour, drugs, and a nervous breakdown.So, I've started hanging out with hot young comedian Jerry Sharp. Big mistake."He's a vampire," my friend Suzanne warns. "One of those men who destroys bright young girls. Also, he's a total dick."Unfortunately, I've already had sex with him. Bad sex. And now, I'm one of the girls he is trying to destroy.I know I have to stop him. But how does one girl fight a famous, powerful man?A novel about friendship, feminism and finding your place in the world.