Ninety-nine Stormtroopers join the Empire, and then their troubles begin.

One takes a lunch break in the carbon freezing chamber. One forgets it’s Lord Vader’s birthday. Two are distracted by Princess Leia’s hair. One picks the absolute worst moment to wash the Star Destroyer’s windows. A lifelong Star Wars fan, Greg Stones brings a playful wit and sympathy for the plight of the troops as they meet their amusing ends, filling each colourfully painted scenario with fun Star Wars details and appearances by Han, Luke, Chewie, Boba Fett, and many other characters.

As the trooper count ticks down, how will the last one fare as he receives a very special assignment (on the Death Star).