Is this the right book for you?

Take the STUPID TEST and find out.
Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?
Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?
Do you believe a bogeyman hides under the bed?
Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls 'Hey, Stupid!'?
Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?


SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer.

3-5 You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.

1-2 You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.

0 You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.