In the tradition of Just Tricking!, Just Annoying!, Just Stupid! and Just Crazy!, Andy Griffiths has written nine highly original, humorous new stories about Andy G. Includes a terrible agonising death by flesh-eating zombies, a battle with brussel sprouts (the sprouts win) and the disgusting fact that cockroaches can live for nine days without their heads (they only die because they starve to death).

Is this the right book for you?

Take the DISGUSTING TEST and find out.
Do you do any or all of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps or wee in swimming pools?
Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row?
Do you wish you knew the most disgusting thing in the world?
Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth-watering treat?
Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?

SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer.

3-5 You are completely and utterly disgusting.

You will love this book.

1-2 You are fairly disgusting.

You will love this book.

0 You are a disgusting liar.

You will love this book.

Complemented by imaginative, chaotic and downright disgusting illustrations by Terry Denton.