Kieran's love life didn't get off to a good start. He threw up after his first kiss; he was beaten up by the first girl to have a crush on him; and after a mix-up with his first love letter, he could only sit back and watch as the entire school mistook him for a brutal murderer. By the time the hormones kicked in, Kieran had all but given up on love, but the worst was yet to come. Kieran weaves a stuttering, stumbling path through the world of adult dating. However, there is one girl who changes him, one girl who eases his nerves and gives him hope. She is everything he had hoped. But then, she disappears. Will Kieran find her again? What are the chances that all the mishaps and misadventures that go before, between, and after will put him off dating for good?