The classic British sitcom Never The Twain centred around the lives of grumpy old men Oliver Smallbridge (Windsor Davies - Terrahawks) and Simon Peel (Donald Sinden Two s Company). As ex-business partners, neighbours and rival antique dealers, they remained bitter enemies throughout the series which followed their hilarious escapades and attempts to get one-up on each other, until the unthinkable happened... their children fell in love! This fantastic series was created by Johnnie Mortimer (Man About The House, Robin s Nest) and featured early appearances by Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. Series One Episodes: Families At War, Of Meissen Men, A Night At The Opera, A Matched Pair, Nothing But The Truth, Father Of The Groom