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Meet Rene, the most wanted man in Occupied France: Women want his body. The Resistance wants his brain. And the Nazis want his sausage! In a small cafe in occupied France, Rene is fighting his own war. With the German Army in residence at the bar, Rene is risking his neck to aid the Resistance by hiding two British airmen and a radio transmitter upstairs. As if this wasn't enough, Rene is also involved in hiding a priceless painting of the Fallen Madonna in a garlic sausage, which even now is being sniffed out by the Gestapo. But Rene's real problem is his wife, Edith, and what she will do to him when she finds out about the affairs he is having with two sexy waitresses! Shown in over 50 countries and frequently repeated, this hilarious send-up of World War II Resistance dramas has a huge following around the world. From outright farce to unsubtle double entendres and mother-in-law jokes, 'Allo 'Allo! is humour which easily travels. It mercilessly lampoons every national stereotype, so no one ever takes offence. It has crazy characters and even crazier plots, a wealth of catchphrases and, of course, Rene - the most improbable French hero since Inspector Clouseau.