The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they going

Lauren (Shelley Long, The Brady Bunch Movie) is refinement, regimentation and ballet slippers. Sandy (Bette Midler, The First Wives Club) is brassy, bossy and stiletto heels. They meet and it's hate at first sight. But these two opposites are shocked to discover a common bond: They share the same boyfriend -- a handsome schoolteacher (Peter Coyote, Random Hearts) who mysteriously and conveniently disappears. Mr. Right wronged them... and when they decide to track the scoundrel down, they're thrown together in a cross-country pursuit for better or worse...mostly for worse! Brilliantly cast and deviously written, this racy, riotous comedy provides sidesplitting laughs of outrageous proportions!