The third series of the BAFTA Award-winning comedy sees coincidence, a red bag and a bizarre accident bring together some of the strange inhabitants of Royston Vasey.PAULINE is released from HMP Clitclink with dreams of opening a pen shop called 'Her Nibs'...Joke-shop owner LANCE is sick of his unidextrous life, but soon regrets dabbling in the murky world of illegal body parts...GEOFF travels to London to become a stand-up comedian, but it's more than his act that bombs...Tired of the 'sexploits' at his B&B, ALVIN escapes to the garden centre in search of more than compost bins...CHARLIE is a big hit at the 'Spit & Polish' beauty salon, especially when he proves a dab hand at providing 'extras'...The charity shop's new volunteer KEITH loves am-dram, but what is the sinister secret behind his smiling face...?