DISC 1

Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet

Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole

Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose

Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse

Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock

Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth OR Belmont High School

I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham

Homeless Blokes Revisited. Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full Of Shit OR Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock For A Condom

KFC Killed My Uncle

Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers

McDonalds Revisited "Are You The McManager"

Rude Trys To Act Young And Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front And Sings Limericks Disguised As Rap Songs

Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You

Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate

The Tom Price Miner

Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak And Tail Feathers

Ya Hairy Hole

Rude Serious Rave About Limericks

Punter Sing Limericks With Rude

Answering Machine Messages Intro

Message "I Know You"

Message "Embicile"

Message "Hornswoggler"

Message "Balls Caught In DVD Player"

Message "Dick Head"

Message "Psych Down"

Message "New Boyfriend"

Message "Hermaphrodite"

Message "Root A Welding Glove"

Message "I've Shot"

Message "Bruised Tongue"

Message "Office Manager"

Message "Piss Off"

Message "Arse Hairs Waxed"

Message "Ghost Of Sammy Sneed"

Message "Gee Gee Spot"